Redneck Ghost Questerz

First of all people think you got to spend a lot of money on fancy equipment to detect ghosts in the room. The truth is a few good household items, duct tape, and batteries can be used in many things.

Fly swatter photo by Heron. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Flyswatter- a flyswatter is a great divining rod. Yep, just clip off the business end (the part that kills the fly) with some wire cutters and then take the same wire cutters and clip the loop end, the part you hold in your hand and clip it in the middle. Split it apart and there ya go. Your own divining rod. You can sometimes find water with it too. We actually went to a neighbors house and used it to find out where his septic tank was. We didn't find it on the count that he had forgot he had an outhouse.

Tin foil hat 3 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tin foil- you may laugh but if you truly want to keep aliens from reading your mind then you need to make yourself a tin foil hat asap. I know you may have seen that movie with Mel Gibson whereas the family was sitting in the living room on the davenport (that's another word for sofa couch) and they's all wearing tin foil hats. Well turns out that's a good idea. We use them every time we go out on a UFO investigation, and so far no one can read our minds,..even regular people. Believe me we tested it.

English: Duct Tape as purchased in Australia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Duct tape and batteries- Listen, duct tape and batteries can be used for a lot of great things, but they can be rigged up to a digital thermometer and produce a signal that is able to detect electricity. You can look this up MacGyver, I aint got all day.

DO in Shades (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Night Vision Googles- Ok, so you know how there's all sorts of night vision googles out there. Well we found out that the cheapest night vision googles was made when you took a pair of shades and popped out the shade part. You can't see everything in the dark, but you can see a lot more in the dark that way then with the shade lenses in. Now if you want to go high tech, simply place the googles over your regular glasses for an even better look see. Oh, also, we recommend duct taping a small flash light on the top of your head to light the way. The two items together work pretty good.

English: Vacuum Set-up (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Old canister vacuum- Yep you heard right, I know Ghost Busters used it in a movie, and you might think it wont work but we've used it a few times and it has certainly made a difference. What you want to do is prepare it for offending ghosts by sticking into the vacuum bag a few things ghosts don't like, like Garlic powder, and sage. When you vacuum the floor that smell goes all over the room and ghosts high tail it outta there! The one in the picture would work great! Warning: This won't work on Italian ghosts..just sayin'.........

Oops, maybe it works too good.....