Redneck Ghost Jokes

Question: Why was there a ghost in the out house?
Answer: He had to EV Pee

Question: Why do ghosts hate to perform in theatres?
Answer: They get tired of all the Boos

Question: What kind of street does  a ghost live on?
Answer: A dead end.

Question: Why did the ghost get divorced?
Answer: His wife found out he had ghoul friend

Question: What is a ghost with a broke leg?
Answer: A hoblin Goblin


Question: What beach front property do ghosts like?
Answer: Any where near the Dead Sea


Question: Why  do ghosts make great cheerleaders?
Answer: They're full of team spirit!